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I want this written across my ceiling.

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When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something


did you mean my parents

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i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.



If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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inspiration [x]

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  • In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
  • In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
  • In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
  • Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
  • In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
  • In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
  • Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.

We create our own demons.

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Sara Gilbert opens up about the emotional roller coaster she went through when discovering her sexuality while dating Johnny Galecki [x]

Look, you can talk shit about Big Bang Theory, but if you ever talk shit about Johnny Galecki I will come for you.

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ASOIAF Meme: Favourite Scenes [1/6]

↳ “As m’Lady commands.”

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#TBT to last year’s production of The Tempest when we filled the entire stage with four inches of water.

HA!  I was the SM and my spectacular husband was the costume mistress  wardrobe supervisor who waterproofed those suckers and fixed all the things.
Also cleaning that stage was a BEAST. 

It was still totally worth it though.  That show was effing awesome. 

My bad on not using gender neutral terms! Congrats on your kickass production!

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I can never stop laughing at this

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I think women should wear whatever makeup they want for themselves. Makeup should be fun. 

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